It’s Gonna Happen!
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Lane Kiffin: What’s the big idea? Who crossed out my name on the door and wrote Lame Duckin? And, hey! What’re you doing in my office?
Greg Knapp: Howdy, Lane! Just trying to see how some of my Thomas Kinkade prints would look on the wall. Oh, this one with the cottage is right purdy.
Kiffin: On whose authority?
Public Address: Vould the owner of a vehicle vith the tags “LN KFFN” please be advised that your has been towed. Blllleeeaaah!
Knapp: His.
Kiffin: But I’m still the coach!
Knapp: Oh yeah. Yeah. Of course you are… Coach.
Kiffin: You took down my authentic cell of Kif!
Just threw it in the trash! Like it was nothing.
Knapp: Jesus, son. [Fishes it out, doesn't bother to wipe off coffee stains] Here. Aren’t you too old to be watching cartoons?
Kiffin: No, actually, not really. In fact, I was gonna test the waters with Animation Domination as a mantra for the year. Whaadaya think?
Knapp: Sounds like a winner.
[Door flies open, stench wafts out]
Tom Cable: Hoooo, man. Just had a commitment to excrement right there. You’re gonna need to let this place aerate a little bit.
Kiffin: You were in my executive washroom!
Cable: And you might wanna execute a little nose pinch if you try to go in there, my man. Anyway, If it’s all the same to you, I’mma hang on to the key.
Kiffin: What about when I gotsta go tinkle?
Cable: Well, we got fields. Lotsa fields. It’ll bring you closer to the fans.
Kiffin: That’s it! I hope Janikowski is ready for some 85-yard field goals in two weeks. I’ll right this ship yet! I’ll… did you already take the pictures of my family out of the frames on the desk?
Knapp: No, actually they came and got them. I think they know what’s up.
Kiffin: Fuck me.
