Kissing Suzy Kolber » the whitest super bowl fans ever http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:45:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lions fans express optimism in rhyme http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/lions-fans-express-optimism-in-rhyme.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/lions-fans-express-optimism-in-rhyme.html#comments Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:51:00 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/lions-fans-express-optimism-in-rhyme.html This is the duo No Parking. He is “Bus Stop”. She is “City Limit” (incidentally, it would appear this city limit begins just out of frame). They predict a Detroit Super Bowl victory in this cinematic colossus.

I am well aware that mocking rapping white kids is the lowest of the low hanging fruit. (he gets the sack!) It’s not even hanging anymore. (he calls the plays!) That banana in on the effing ground. (he wants a trade!) What can I say, I have no self-discipline whatsoever. Pray for me, won’t you?

(Hat tip to the stone cold mack of college sports blogs: Card Chronicle)

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