Posts Tagged: the urtard

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Late Preseason Transactions Send Bill Simmons in Murder Spasms of Doucheiosity

By Christmas Ape | 49 comments

As I'm sure you're heard by now, Giant Snatch-maker David Tyree was on the list of the final cuts made by the Giants.


Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

Since early this season, I've tried valiantly to avoid Bill Simmons, he of the puffy jowls, the nasally voice and the inept game predictions.