Either tWWL holds Eli is as high a regard as we do, or this is the cheapest ratings grab since the last time they let LeBron James ride their last lingering shred of respectability bareback for an hour live in a middle of a gymnasium.

Of course, wherever there is Giant Gash, Ben is sure to follow.

You facks have nevah seen greatness like Bahstahn has seen greatness!  Ow-uh spahts Mount Rushmo-ah will be the greatest fackin’ monument this cahntree has evah seen.  Bettah than Bunkah Hill!  NO ONE DENIES THIS!