I miss Mike Vick. Sure he killed some dogs, but, dammit, he made last year’s off-season slightly less miserable. This year we have nothing. Well, nothing except mocking Pats’ fans and the occasional comic relief from YouTube.

Maybe I’m over-analyzing this video, but marketing a weed-based breakfast cereal seems counterintuitive since stoners sleep past noon and tend to skip breakfast. Still, it’s not difficult to imagine Mike Vick getting high and staring into his Alpha-Bits looking for a message telling him how he’s going to get out of the mess that his life has become.