Here’s Brady Quinn wearing tights and practicing one of the many positions he is required to learn as an “open bottom” at the local steel mill’s weekend raves. Keep those hip UP, young man. It’s the only way you’re gonna be able to fit a industrial strength curling iron inside your body cavity.

Zak Keasey is drooling at his computer AS WE SPEAK.

INVIZABUL PEENIZ!

UPDATE: More Quinn fabulousness over at Shutdown Corner.

Oh, yeah. Someone will be making the rounds at Rehoboth Beach the next few days. If you’ve got a fruity drink in your hand and a fisted dildo in your knapsack, Brady Quinn wants you under his umbrella.