And here’s your Doug & Doug report for Week 5. No more mustache for swarthy Doug. Aj Daulerio would NOT approve of such shenanigans. Both Doug and Doug have promised us more swearing from here on out. And that’s good. Because I think we can all agree that Reggie Bush can eat a fat dick.

We want a cut of that goodshirt.com revenue, you two. We expect it in unmarked tax-free barrabonds before the end of the week. Make it happen.