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Coach Haley Is Not Pleased With Your Execution

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

(Chiefs practice bubble)

Matt Cassel: Oh man oh man. 0-3. Oof. I never thought we’d go 0-3.

Larry Johnson: No kidding. This isn’t gonna be a fun week, man.

(takes two steps, falls down)

Matt Cassel: Time for me to step up and lead this team, LJ. A lot of people thought the Pats were done last year when I came in to play. But I hung in there, got better, and we managed to win. If I could change minds then, I can change minds now.

Larry Johnson: Yeah man, but that was when you had Belichick coaching you. Coach Haley ain’t no coach Belichick.

Matt Cassel: He thinks he is, though.

Larry Johnson: Oh, crap. He’s comin’.

(Camaro door flies open)

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