And… that’ll be all for the Sex Cannon. It made sense to lionize our friend Rex Grossman back when he threw up the occasional 3 TD game. Unfortunately Sexy Rexy is, in reality, just another shit QB. So take care, Cumslinger. It was fun while it lasted. But I think we’re all looking for something a bit more stable now.

But could there be another potential Sex Cannon on the Bears roster?

Well, I’ll be damned.