Posts Tagged: The apologetic Brian Urlacher

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Don’t Deny Us Our Jets ‘Hard Knocks’ Sequel, Rex – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Don’t Deny Us Our Jets ‘Hard Knocks’ Sequel, Rex – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Because writing off-season posts about dumb quotes about what people wear to press conferences has me missing football a little more than usual, I'll lead off the Klearinghouse with this 10-minute video recently posted on Reddit of defense porn with clips of at least one defensive score from each team in the league.

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Bear Down Motherfuckers
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I’m Sorry, Jay Cutler

I’m Sorry, Jay Cutler

By Monday Morning Punter | 49 comments

I'm sorry, Jay Cutler, that your toughness came into question while we were getting our asses handed to us by the Packers on Sunday.

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I’m Sorry, Peyton Manning

I’m Sorry, Peyton Manning

By Monday Morning Punter | 20 comments

I'm sorry, Peyton Manning, about your sudden collapse in the fourth quarter of your Monday night game.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
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I’m Sorry, Serena Williams

I’m Sorry, Serena Williams

By Monday Morning Punter | 19 comments

I was sorry, Serena Williams, to learn this morning that you were dumped by your boyfriend.

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Badasses
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I’m Sorry, Tom Dempsey

I’m Sorry, Tom Dempsey

By Monday Morning Punter | 21 comments

I'm sorry, Tom Dempsey, that the 36th anniversary of your historic achievement yesterday received little to no mention in the intricate, obese web that is sports news.

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I’m Sorry, Lance Briggs

I’m Sorry, Lance Briggs

By Monday Morning Punter | 25 comments

I am sorry that you wrecked your $350,000 car the other day, Lance.

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jeez punter that's just wrong
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I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

By Monday Morning Punter | 40 comments

I am sorry that you went to jail, mainly because now someone else will have a chance to rape you, although that may be a misnomer since you really don't know the meaning of the word "no.

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I’m Sorry, Vince Lombardi Trophy

I’m Sorry, Vince Lombardi Trophy

By Monday Morning Punter | 22 comments

When I saw you for the first time I wanted so badly to be with you.

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