Posts Tagged: The apologetic Brian Urlacher


Don’t Deny Us Our Jets ‘Hard Knocks’ Sequel, Rex – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Because writing off-season posts about dumb quotes about what people wear to press conferences has me missing football a little more than usual, I'll lead off the Klearinghouse with this 10-minute video recently posted on Reddit of defense porn with clips of at least one defensive score from each team in the league.

Bear Down Motherfuckers

I’m Sorry, Jay Cutler

By Monday Morning Punter | 49 comments

I'm sorry, Jay Cutler, that your toughness came into question while we were getting our asses handed to us by the Packers on Sunday.

bitter peyton manning

I’m Sorry, Peyton Manning

By Monday Morning Punter | 20 comments

I'm sorry, Peyton Manning, about your sudden collapse in the fourth quarter of your Monday night game.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I’m Sorry, Serena Williams

By Monday Morning Punter | 19 comments

I was sorry, Serena Williams, to learn this morning that you were dumped by your boyfriend.


I’m Sorry, Tom Dempsey

By Monday Morning Punter | 21 comments

I'm sorry, Tom Dempsey, that the 36th anniversary of your historic achievement yesterday received little to no mention in the intricate, obese web that is sports news.


I’m Sorry, Lance Briggs

By Monday Morning Punter | 25 comments

I am sorry that you wrecked your $350,000 car the other day, Lance.

jeez punter that's just wrong

I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

By Monday Morning Punter | 40 comments

I am sorry that you went to jail, mainly because now someone else will have a chance to rape you, although that may be a misnomer since you really don't know the meaning of the word "no.


I’m Sorry, Vince Lombardi Trophy

By Monday Morning Punter | 22 comments

When I saw you for the first time I wanted so badly to be with you.