Kissing Suzy Kolber » The Andy Reid O-Face Photoshop Contest http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:26:31 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=21113
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The Eagles and Cowboys meet with NFC East primacy on the line. Just weeks ago, the Iggles lost to the Raiders and the Cowboys had to squeak by the Chiefs. Now suddenly, they’re teams of consequence once more. It’s key for Dallas to build as large a division lead as possible before December sets in and they lose all their games in spectacular fashion. After signs had indicated he would play, Brian Westbrook will instead sit out for a second straight week. Tony Romo, meanwhile, will have to make sure that he stops playing favorites with Miles Austin. C’mon, Tony – just because he’s actually capable of getting open and can communicate with you in your mystical smialect (that’s a dialect for smiles, duh) doesn’t mean you have to ignore Roy Williams.

As we wait for kickoff, here are a few of the standout moments from the first two Sunday timeslots.

1. Via reader Michael from Charlotte come the greatest (and by greatest, we mean the only non-nauseating) split team jersey taxidermy in the history of anything ever.

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2. BUCS WIN! BUCS WIN! CREAMSICLE SHERBET BUCCO BRUCE GAYCATION CELEBRATION! But, hey, since when do the Buccaneers have enough greats for a ring of honor? Shouldn’t it be a carpet sample of honor?

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3. Tom Brady acts like a dick for no reason? GET OUT!

4. Tiny Darren is never too small to get blowed up rull good.

5. Via Deadspin – Ocho brought a few singles onto the field in Cincy at the beginning of the 4th quarter against Baltimore, playfully pretending to pay off the refs while they reviewed a sideline catch that he made (it was overturned). Or was he giving the Baltimore secondary some walking around money before half of them get cut after the season? NO, HE WAS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF THE REFS! GET ‘EM, RAVENS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!

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]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html/feed 86 The Andy Reid O-Face Photoshop Contest: Honorable Mentions http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-andy-reid-o-face-photoshop-contest-honorable-mentions.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-andy-reid-o-face-photoshop-contest-honorable-mentions.html#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:24:01 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=20996
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]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-andy-reid-o-face-photoshop-contest-honorable-mentions.html/feed 22 The Andy Reid O-Face Photoshop Contest: And the Winner Is… http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-andy-reid-o-face-photoshop-contest-and-the-winner-is.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/the-andy-reid-o-face-photoshop-contest-and-the-winner-is.html#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:48 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=20968
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…Grimey! It was tough to pick one winner from all of those submissions, but Grimey’s won out in the end. Continue after the jump for some additional awards…

A special .gif award goes out to the estimable LSU Freek for this entry…

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The volume award goes to none other than Pirate Sloth who came through with an incredible 24 submissions. Here are my favorites from the bunch. If you’d like to see more just click here for the full gallery.

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There were a lot of other fantastic entries, and I’ll be posting them shortly in a separate gallery. Thanks to all of you who took the time to entertain the rest of us, and thanks again to Pfah for getting this whole thing going.

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The photoshopper who first inspired this contest is back with his second entry, and it’s pretty fantastic. Then again, I’m a sucker for anything that reminds me of the glorious Beaker In DC meme. There have been numerous other submissions, including 20 from one extremely dedicated and underemployed reader. Consider this a reminder to keep sending us your images until tomorrow morning. We will post the winner tomorrow, along with a gallery of our favorite entries.

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Yesterday’s LOLNFL featured one particularly delightful picture of Andy Reid on the receiving end of a celebratory bump from second-year wide receiver DeSean Jackson. A reader (who goes by Pfah) immediately recognized the image’s potential as Photoshop fodder and got to work on the beauty you see above. With that in mind, we’ve decided to issue a challenge to the readership in the form of a Photoshop contest. We’ll be accepting submissions between now and Friday, so get to work altering the original image (posted after the jump) if you’re so inclined. Needless to say, Pfah’s O-Face image is the leader in the clubhouse.

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The fine folks over at The 700 Level have already gotten in on the fun.

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