Last week in Kill Kill Kill Theater, we featured a lovingly filmed example of avian triumph over their fishy feed. Since then, the stupid birds have taken a break from taking down passenger airliners and are flapping around like they own the place. To the point that they stroll casually around the killer whale tank, gleefully unaware that they’ve become bird burger tossed among the aquatic equivalent of Grady Jackson, Casey Hampton and Shaun Rogers.

Let this be a lesson, birds. There’s a reason why you had three of the four final NFL teams alive this year and came up empty.