Kissing Suzy Kolber » tank johnson http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:11:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tank Johnson Arrives at Bengals Headquarters http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/tank-johnson-arrives-at-bengals-headquarters.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/tank-johnson-arrives-at-bengals-headquarters.html#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:21:08 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13555

This should work well. If there’s one thing Marvin Lewis is good at, it’s taking players who’ve had trouble with the law and shaping them into a team of winners. In that they win four to seven games. (And sometimes tie!)

EDITORIAL NOTE: The KSK staff apologizes for the lack of “Bengals Add Firepower to Lineup” headlines.  We felt disembodied ghost heads encouraging Tank to kill — KILL!!! — had greater priority.

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FORGET CAR BOAT (THE BOAT WITH CARS!), THE BUNGLES GOT A TANK. Cincy must have heeded Ocho Cinco’s advice that the team should return to its felonious ways of the mid-decade salad days, because the team just signed Tank Johnson. This a few weeks about entertaining horse collarin’ Roy Williams. Because castoffs from a spectacularly failed Dallas team are the first ingredient for any franchise looking to rebound.

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