This should work well. If there’s one thing Marvin Lewis is good at, it’s taking players who’ve had trouble with the law and shaping them into a team of winners. In that they win four to seven games. (And sometimes tie!)

EDITORIAL NOTE: The KSK staff apologizes for the lack of “Bengals Add Firepower to Lineup” headlines.  We felt disembodied ghost heads encouraging Tank to kill — KILL!!! — had greater priority.

FORGET CAR BOAT (THE BOAT WITH CARS!), THE BUNGLES GOT A TANK. Cincy must have heeded Ocho Cinco’s advice that the team should return to its felonious ways of the mid-decade salad days, because the team just signed Tank Johnson. This a few weeks about entertaining horse collarin’ Roy Williams. Because castoffs from a spectacularly failed Dallas team are the first ingredient for any franchise looking to rebound.