Breaking news via MJD at Shutdown Corner, the Tennessee Titans roster is at least partially comprised of dumb motherfuckers. Some dealer was being questioned on the stand during a drug trial, and a certain football team’s name popped up.

In cross-examination by Williams’ attorney Peter Strianse, Corey Cecil was asked about the transactions, “The people that were sending you those wire transfers were connections that you had made on the streets when you more or less were a hydroponic marijuana dealer to the stars; is that right?”

Cecil asked Strianse what he meant by “To the stars,” and the attorney replied, “Tennessee Titans players, you would set them up with ounce quantities of high-quality hydroponic?”

Cecil then replied, “Yes, sir.”

Cecil also confirmed in questioning that he was “pinching out” seven grams of each ounce and selling it to the players as a full ounce with the Titans players unaware of being shortchanged.

Holy crap, they were getting screwed. These assholes have been playing football for their whole lives, so they should know the difference between 28 and 21. As for the Cecil, it certainly takes balls for a dealer to short professional football players by 25% on a thousand dollar ounce. Doesn’t he know that some of those guys carry guns?