Posts Tagged: strong takes

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Full-BAC Drive

Heres a iPhone app for drunk NFL players to get sober rides home from fans

By PFT Commenter | 26 comments

Attention NFL players. Every Superbowl theres some showoff like a Eugene Robinson or a Barrett Robbins who lets his team down by getting arrested and being a distraction. So if you go out and have one to many drinks I've invented a safe way for you to get home.

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Roger Goodell would consider allowing players to treat concussions with marijuana

By PFT Commenter | 39 comments

Guess what folks were almost here in SuperBong week with the Denver Dankos going up verse the Sinsamillattle Sativawks= two cities that are more covered in grey smoke then the popes chimney.

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KSK Celebrity pickakke: RG3 raps his Super Bowl pick

By PFT Commenter | 47 comments

Sung to the tune of "Notorious Thugs" by Notorious BIG and Bone Thugs -n-HarmonyIts R-G Threezy threezyIts R-G Threezy threezyIts R-G Threezy threezyIts R-G Threezy threezy (Start at 1:13) Marshawn, DangerRuss,Cant nobody play in the rain with us,Straight up skittles no flavor dustLabel us notorious,Thug-ass Sherman who love to cussIts strange to us, you nicklebacks scramblin' gamblin'Up in Subways with mandolins, choppin olives and,We just sittin here tryin to win without my knee bendHigh off Gatorade Fierce Melon.

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Key and Peele: Kaepernick and Wilson edition

By PFT Commenter | 21 comments

Hey folks so I wrote a hilarious Key and Peele sketch leading up to the playoffs game between Colin Kapernick whose literally the biggest thug to ever play the sport of football and Russell Wilson whose just a outstanding impressive charisma worldclass class act.

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Why is Seattle’s Stadium really so loud?

By PFT Commenter | 66 comments

So why exactly are the Seahawks so good at home? Lets take a look at the scientific reasons why the stadium is so loud:

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Strong Take’s Guide to the Postseason: Carolina Panthers

By PFT Commenter | 48 comments

I hope you lose this weekend, Carolina Panthers. The way you tricked and scammed your way into the Playoffs this year, I hadnt seen such a blatantly illegitimate berth since Jon Edwards was in office folks.

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