When we last left NFL “reporter” and hotel suggestion box rapist Peter King, he had successfully persuaded the Marriott Laguna Cliffs to force some poor worker to get up at 5AM in the morning to make sure free coffee was available in the lobby. Score one for the little guy! He also revealed that his kid drives like a maniac, introduced us to his good friends the Normans (you remember Bob and Patty, don’t you?), and stunned us with news that Los Angeles has nice weather and abundant traffic. What new peaks of lofty douchebaggery shall our man scale this week? Well, to tell you the truth…

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When we last left NFL gadfly and human landfill Peter King, he was pitching a terrible fit about the Marriott Laguna Cliffs refusing to serve him free coffee before 7AM, despite having a perfectly functioning coffee maker IN HIS ROOM. He also found out the shocking truth about Mexican drug cartels (they’re coming for us!), and insisted we all give cops a little more respect. I know Ryan Moats certainly feels likewise!

What fascinating tidbits will we glean this week from King’s bloated, festering sense of self-entitlement? Hint: It has something to do with coffee! Join me as I again delve into this week’s missive of Peter King tardsauce.

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