Kissing Suzy Kolber » stories not about Tom Brady and the Patriots http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:04:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 Is There a Lesser of These Two Douches? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html#comments Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:00:00 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/01/is-there-a-lesser-of-these-two-douches.html
Well, who else can I root for?

What’s this you’re showing me?

Sharp stick in the what? Eye?

Ouf. Hmm. Does look kinda painful. Awful pointy, too. And my eye? Really? Sounds like that might hurt. Couldn’t just jam it under my shoulder blade, huh? Okay, I suppose those are the rules. I do have two eyes, after all. And fuck pulling for Brady, Welkaaaaah, HGHarrison, Belicheat and Kool Aid. And fuck Marmalard, Norval, The Gigantosaur and whiny ass LT. Cromartie’s kinda cool, but whatever.

[Piercing screams]

Whooo. Ahhhh. Omigodomigodomigod. That hurts like shit. But, y’know: It’s not so bad, all things considered. Much better than that Chargers-Patriots shit.

Update: I was thrown out of the Patriots bar because I was the only one rooting against the Patriots. What sorry pathetic bitches you Pats fans are.

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Hooray, my preferred football squad was victorious on the field of play!

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