I Liked Football in the Groin Because It Had a Football in the Groin. Per the numerous physical threats on my person that I received during the Pro Bowl live blog, I have agreed to live blog the Oscars this Sunday. Here. On this vulgar football blog. Because nothing appeals to gay mafias like pointless award shows (You know Milk is getting Best Picture because the Hollywood gay mafia is still upset that Crash beat out Brokeback in ’06. Actually, that’s not true. It’ll probably go to lame-ass Benjamin Button. Because the Oscars fucking suck.). Also, it’s supposed to be totally different this year and not the usual overlong snoozefest where they get everything wrong.