Who got KTFO? Chris Henry got KTFO.

flubby — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:59:00 +0000

Commissioner Roger Goodell recently increased the penalty for first-time violators of the NFL’s banned substance policy from a four-game suspension to a four-game suspension and then getting knocked the fuck out on national television. Check out the Titans’ Chris Henry getting his junk knocked loose by the Colts’ Darrell Reid.

Happy New Year, kids. We resolve to be even more awesome in 2008.

Smug Face vs. Fug Face. WHO YA GOT?

Christmas Ape — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:10:00 +0000

The top two seeds in the AFC last season are barely hanging onto faint playoff hopes with only a few weeks remaining in the regular season. When heads eventually roll, they’ll probably bear the visages of these two clowns. Likely, incompetence will emerge Hydra-like from the stumps. In the meantime, we can find out who’ll be king of the unemployment line in the offseason. WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Brian Billick_______Norv Turner

Springboard to head coaching job

1998 Vikings_________’91-’93 Cowboys

Favorite stench

Own farts_________Failure

Thanksgiving experience

Changing recipes, chiding family for disliking the results___burning cereal

Hero

Ronald Reagan_____________Ronald Raygun

Excuse for losing

Gameplan perhaps too brilliant____________Marmalard

All they want for Christmas

BOOT! BOOT! BOOOOOOOT!_______________Journey album

Finishing move

Condescension toward doubters______Getting hired by another team

Kissing Suzy Kolber » still hungover

Who got KTFO? Chris Henry got KTFO.

Smug Face vs. Fug Face. WHO YA GOT?