Commissioner Roger Goodell recently increased the penalty for first-time violators of the NFL’s banned substance policy from a four-game suspension to a four-game suspension and then getting knocked the fuck out on national television. Check out the Titans’ Chris Henry getting his junk knocked loose by the Colts’ Darrell Reid.

Happy New Year, kids. We resolve to be even more awesome in 2008.

The top two seeds in the AFC last season are barely hanging onto faint playoff hopes with only a few weeks remaining in the regular season. When heads eventually roll, they’ll probably bear the visages of these two clowns. Likely, incompetence will emerge Hydra-like from the stumps. In the meantime, we can find out who’ll be king of the unemployment line in the offseason. WHO YA GOT?