Kissing Suzy Kolber » Stealing Drew’s joke http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/15067.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/15067.html#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 20:32:05 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15067 mattjones‘He’s so white, he could snort himself.’ Fans of white receivers with substance abuse issues fear not, because your poster boy will not be suspended for violating the terms of his drug program. Matt Jones’ agent Dave Butz tells ESPN, “That’s the main message — that Matt will be available to any team looking for a proven receiver.” The secondary message? Being white in the NFL is awesome! [ESPN]

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