Your weekly reminder: the KSK Fantasy Sex/Football mailbag goes up every Thursday afternoon, but we like to get the emails on Wednesdays so we can plan accordingly and give them our diligent attention.  Nah, just kidding: we like to get them on Wednesdays so we can get it done early and spend more time finding the right sexy picture.  You know where to find us.

So, got yerself a dead whale on the beach, eh? Eight tons of rotting flesh is an unpleasant smell, even if you live in Cleveland. Well, you can let the seagulls and crabs work on that beast, but they might as well be union labor or the Raiders offense at their pace. Our recommendation: eliminate that motherfucker RIGHT NOW in just three easy steps:

1. Pack half-ton of dynamite around whale.
2. Detonate.
3. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

What could possibly go wrong?