Raiders RB Justin Fargas ran for over 1000 yards this year and had four 100-yard games. Unless you were a vulture on the waiver wire in your fantasy league this week, you’re probably wondering, “Who the fuck is Justin Fargas?” Fargas was the last pick in the 3rd round of the 2003 draft. He enjoys kayaking, bocce, and fucking bitches. And really, who doesn’t?

Dude actually ran for 1009 yards while only receiving the bulk of the carries for 9 games. And he missed the last two games of the year. This asshole would say he picked a good time to become an unrestricted free agent.

The Raiders finished 4-12 and, by all accounts, still suck.

Stick around, Drew has a post (you guys remember Drew, don’t you?) coming up around 2 or 3. –Punter