Like most of you, we, too, are recovering from last night’s meth binge.  It’s really the only way to properly celebrate a new Raiders head coach.

Our secret for waking up in the mornings?  It’s something stronger than coffee.  No, not cocaine.  Although that’s a good idea.  If you’re out of blow but have an internet connection, we strongly recommend EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES of NFL players getting their shit rocked.  It always makes us feel better to know that other people are in severe pain.

(thanks to Hot Clicks)