Kissing Suzy Kolber » somebody say Kool Aid? KOOL AID. JERK IT http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:08:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fantasy football auto(erotic)draft http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/fantasy-football-autoeroticdraft.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/fantasy-football-autoeroticdraft.html#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:33:31 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=8847

Besides the tons of unspeakably freaky fantasy football/sex advice emails that pour into our in-box, we also receive unspeakably freaky fan mail, unspeakably freaky death threats, unspeakably freaky past-due notices, and occasionally even unspeakably freaky YouTube videos.

Apparently this fellow– YouTube user serioussports– prefers the beauty of his own fantasy football prowess to the charms of the fairer sex. I wish I could feel the same kind of fantasy love, but my ill-advised decision to build an offense around keeper Laurence Maroney was poor-conceived is worthy of a solid cockpunching.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/fantasy-football-autoeroticdraft.html/feed 13 Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-wants-u-to-wash-u-ass.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-wants-u-to-wash-u-ass.html#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:34:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/06/koolaid-maroney-wants-u-to-wash-u-ass.html This comes from reader Sharkey, who just made my weekend. This needs no embellishment.

Life at the University of Minnesota, rooting for the shithole that is the Gopher football program, is tough. We need to latch on to any success we may have. Enter: Laurence Koolaid Maroney.

That’s his name on Facebook, at least; his entry on the site is golden. Some of my favorites (besides the name, which just makes me thirsty) are found in his Favorite Quotes, including:

-“wash u ass”
-“bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka”
-“u begul shitting”

And, of couse,
-“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.”

Koolaid=American Hero. The pictures posted win the day, however. Attached are a few of the better ones; Gopher pride, muthafuckas!

The bar just been raised.





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