Besides the tons of unspeakably freaky fantasy football/sex advice emails that pour into our in-box, we also receive unspeakably freaky fan mail, unspeakably freaky death threats, unspeakably freaky past-due notices, and occasionally even unspeakably freaky YouTube videos.

Apparently this fellow– YouTube user serioussports– prefers the beauty of his own fantasy football prowess to the charms of the fairer sex. I wish I could feel the same kind of fantasy love, but my ill-advised decision to build an offense around keeper Laurence Maroney was poor-conceived is worthy of a solid cockpunching.

This comes from reader Sharkey, who just made my weekend. This needs no embellishment.

Life at the University of Minnesota, rooting for the shithole that is the Gopher football program, is tough. We need to latch on to any success we may have. Enter: Laurence Koolaid Maroney.

Koolaid=American Hero. The pictures posted win the day, however. Attached are a few of the better ones; Gopher pride, muthafuckas!

The bar just been raised.