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Jeff Reed, Too ELITE for AFL AND CFL, Attempting NFL Comeback

By Sarah Sprague | 34 comments

Paper towel dispensers across the South shuddered with fear today when the news broke that Sheetz bathroom terrorist Jeff Reed is attempting an NFL comeback with the Titans

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By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

STEELERS MAKE SWITCH TO LESS BOOZY TERRIBLE KICKER After years of putting up with his embarrassing antics and short kickoffs, the Steelers have finally had enough with Jeff Reed.

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O’Skippy’s Haymakers Fail to Impress Constable

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Jeff Reed has once again reinforced his rock-solid reputation as douche of the drunkenist order by getting a police citation yesterday after the Steelers win at home against Cleveland.

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Your Ass Has Something to Say And Jeff Reed Wants to Make Sure Everyone Hears It

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

Having gotten his drank on in Tampa, Jeff Reed now embarks on an offseason of sitting at tables with large bottles of Grey Goose and sticking microphones up guys' asses.

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