The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, recording superstar Beyonce Knowles.

(flips hair, gets stray wet strand in mouth)

Nowthatitstimeformetopickawinner
Don’twantyoutothinkthatI’masinner
CauseIain’tnogirlI’mawo-ooooo-OOO-oooooomannnnn
AndI’malwaysgonnabeimprooovin

(does that dance where it looks like she’s speed skating)

CauseIliketheSTEELers
IliketheirDEfense
IlikeJamesHARRison
HesgoodatthePASSrush

(taps right foot hard on the ground, sashays to the left)

IliketheSTEELers
They’regonnaMAKEit
SixSuperBOWLtiiiiiii-iiii-IIII-iii-tles
That’saleagueRECord

(shakes hips, takes out two elderly people)

IliketheSTEELers
AndifICRAMsome
MorewordsintotheCHORus
Thenyouwon’tNOTice
IthasnoMELody
AndnodeCENThook

Whoa-ooooooo-ooooo-OOOOOO-ooo-OOOOOO-oooooo-WHOAOOOOOOOOOO (shatters steel statue nearby)

IliketheSTEELers
InjustfiveMOREyears
I’llhaveasASSthat’s
AsbigasAREtha’s

UPGRADETODIRECTV!