Kissing Suzy Kolber » Simon Says John Stamos was overmatched http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I Wanna Keep Huggin’ http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/i-wanna-keep-huggin.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/i-wanna-keep-huggin.html#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:15:00 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/i-wanna-keep-huggin.html If you’ve ever pined to watch NFL stars going head-to-head with a couple of B-list celebs in a rousing game of Simon Says then today is like an early fucking Christmas. Savor this for all it’s worth, and always remember that Jason Taylor’s “game face” is no match for his “man-hug face.”

That was K-Pax gay. It’s a shame they couldn’t get Pharoahe Monch to emcee…

…and instead of having crappy celebs compete with menacing football players might I suggest another change of pace?

Simon Says, Rub On Your Titties!

Simon Says, Stretch Out Your Shit!

Simon Says, Spread Them Legs!

HT: Professional Cheerleader Blog

And a special thanks to my colleague J.E. Skeets. Be sure to go and vote for The Basketball Jones’ delightful podcast. It’s like Strange Brew for basketball!

Enjoy your weekend everyone, I’ll be toiling away over at Deadspin so feel free to join in on the fun and send me some links (preferably the good kind).

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