Posts Tagged: Shawne Merriman

chad johnson

Pacman, Ocho and Merriman In Trouble: It’s 2008 Again!

By Christmas Ape | 7 comments

There are a lot of indications that it's 2013 and not 2008.

andy dalton

So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday.

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Kids? Old People? The Disabled? Shawne Merriman Beats Them Too

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

When it comes to competition I have no regard to children,elderly, physically or Mentally challenged I'm sorry I just like to win lol— Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) April 6, 2012 Just in case the weaker segments of society thought they would get clemency from Shawne Merriman, he's putting them on notice.

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Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

It's eight days until the Chargers open their season against the even more rapidly disintegrating Raiders (who in the last 24 hours have cut their best quarterback and traded a future 1st round pick to the Patriots for a 30-year-old slightly above average defensive end with one year left on his contract) but Rapeasaurus is already in midseason form, getting a battery charge - which sounds so appropriate for a Charger - for [dons responsible blogger pants] allegedly [removes pants] choking and "restraining" (I think that's legalese for stuffing her in a cat carrier) unexplainable celebrity Tila Tequila.

chris mortensen

BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

By Unsilent Majority | 28 comments

ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.


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