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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; Shanny is a retard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEATHERFACE IS GONE! After only having choked away playoff appearances the past three years, Mike Shanahan was let go by the Broncos today, leaving Cutlerfucker without a stringent taskmaster. Just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mikeshanahandoug_pensinger.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mikeshanahandoug_pensinger-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="GYI0050872290.jpg" width="150" height="150" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-9391" /></a><strong>LEATHERFACE IS GONE!</strong> After only having choked away playoff appearances the past three years, Mike Shanahan was <a href="http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/12/30/broncos-fire-long-time-coach-shanahan/">let go by the Broncos today</a>, leaving Cutlerfucker without a stringent taskmaster. Just another place for rumors to swirl about Bill Cowher and Scott Pioli.</p>
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		<title>The Sex Cannon Introduces The Bullet</title>
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<p>All I know is that it was good for me, and that&#8217;s all I really give a shit about.  Have a cigarette.  I like to bring it right to the precipice before unloading deep in your territory.  Rexy likes his erotic asphyxiation. </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t act like you don&#8217;t like it.  Right, Devin?</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/R0oiyTnt_GI/AAAAAAAAAo8/G1jGs2ZWmbg/s1600-h/devinhester.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/R0oiyTnt_GI/AAAAAAAAAo8/G1jGs2ZWmbg/s320/devinhester.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136956572625140834" /></a><br /><b>Devin:</b> Shit, yeah.  You goddamn right.  I like that shit.  I run LONG for that pussy.</p>
<p>I go STRONG to the pussy.</p>
<p>I get ALONG with the pussy.</p>
<p>I sing a SONG about the pussy.</p>
<p>I do things WRONG to the pussy.</p>
<p>I eat dim sum in HONG KONG with the pussy.</p>
<p>I hit that pussy so fast it turn to glass.  You ladies look out.  The Bullet&#8217;s comin&#8217; fast and hard at that ass.</p>
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