LEATHERFACE IS GONE! After only having choked away playoff appearances the past three years, Mike Shanahan was let go by the Broncos today, leaving Cutlerfucker without a stringent taskmaster. Just another place for rumors to swirl about Bill Cowher and Scott Pioli.

Rex: Was it good for you, baby?

All I know is that it was good for me, and that’s all I really give a shit about. Have a cigarette. I like to bring it right to the precipice before unloading deep in your territory. Rexy likes his erotic asphyxiation.

Don’t act like you don’t like it. Right, Devin?

Devin: Shit, yeah. You goddamn right. I like that shit. I run LONG for that pussy.

I go STRONG to the pussy.

I get ALONG with the pussy.

I sing a SONG about the pussy.

I do things WRONG to the pussy.

I eat dim sum in HONG KONG with the pussy.

I hit that pussy so fast it turn to glass. You ladies look out. The Bullet’s comin’ fast and hard at that ass.