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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; sexy thursday</title>
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		<title>Nobody Wants To Live In A World Without Cheerleaders</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Washington Redskins proudly boast one of the most visually appealing cheerleading squads in all of football, and as you can see they&#8217;re already in mid-season form. The squad has [...]]]></description>
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<p>The Washington Redskins proudly boast one of the most visually appealing cheerleading squads in all of football, and as you can see they&#8217;re already in mid-season form. The squad has no shortage of uniform options, so head over to Ultimate Cheerleaders, <a href="http://ultimatecheerleaders.com/2009/09/redskins-cheerleaders-around-town-9/">look around</a>, and <a href="http://ultimatecheerleaders.com/2009/08/monday-morning-uniform-poll-washington-redskins-cheerleaders-uniforms/">vote for your favorite look</a> (via <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/09/03/dmv-the-most-important-poll-of-our-time/">Mr. I</a>).</p>
<p>Elsewhere in the world of cheer, <a href="http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/">The League</a> over at WaPo asks the (ridiculous) question &#8220;Should the NFL Get Rid of Cheerleaders?&#8221; Fortunately most of the panelists responded with an adamant &#8220;no&#8221;, including such notables as <a href="http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/panelists/2009/09/cost-cutting-cheernfl-cheerleaders-goodell-sex-levy.html">Dan Levy</a> and <a href="http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/panelists/2009/09/-nfl-cheerleaders-goodell-sex-schorno.html">the chick in our fantasy league</a> who <a href="https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AuReBAU3q77idHlLZDgtZi1yaVF0S25qWUp3cnhzOVE&#038;hl=en">drafted Eli Manning</a> three rounds too early. </p>
<p>Enjoy this bit of early sexiness, and brace yourselves for another fantastic Mailbag from the esteemed Mr. Ufford. </p>
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		<title>Reggie Bush loves the Ortega Taco???</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flubby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Business must not be too good, poor thing can&#8217;t even afford clothes that fit her. Rumors have been flying concerning the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian split, but this is the one [...]]]></description>
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<em>Business must not be too good, poor thing can&#8217;t even afford clothes that fit her.</center></em></p>
<p><a href="http://deadspin.com/5324524/this-is-probably-just-a-coincidence">Rumors</a> have been flying concerning the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian split, but this is the one we like the best.  <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/exclusive-model-claims-affair-reggie-bush-while-he-dated-kim-kardashian">Radar Online</a> is reporting that a sexy Latina model was behind the breakup.  Now she is ready to sell her story for cold hard cash:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and included X-rated texts and phone messages.  Kim was aware of the model&#8217;s charges and furious about it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The model&#8217;s last name appeared in the original version of the the post, but has since been redacted.  However, KSK has <a href="http://reggiebushandcarmenortega.blogspot.com/">reason to believe</a> she is Carmen Ortega of Miami, who, in addition to being an attractive young woman, is also the president of <a href="http://southbeachexoticrentals.com/">South Beach Exotic Rentals</a>.  </p>
<p><center><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/carmen_ortega_3.jpg" alt="carmen_ortega_3" title="carmen_ortega_3" width="570" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-17202" /><br />
<em>While KSK does not condone cheating on your significant other&#8230;, but, um&#8230;<br />
  yeah, what we were we talking about again?</em> </center></p>
<p>More pics after the jump&#8230;<br />
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<em>I said &#8216;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xQoNDFwlE">Hey Carmen</a>, c&#8217;mon let&#8217;s go downtown.&#8217;</center></em></p>
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<em>Luckiest. Rock. Ever.</center></em></p>
<p><em>[ HT: <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/exclusive-model-claims-affair-reggie-bush-while-he-dated-kim-kardashian">Radar Online</a>, <a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2009/01/16/shes-uncoachable-carmen-ortega-is-an-exotic-renter/">Uncoached</a>, <a href="http://www.gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&#038;page_id=18752">Gorilla Mask</a> ]</em></p>
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		<title>¡ O AN HE SEXY !</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flubby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hirsute loverman Dolfan Dan does the Super Bowl Truffle Shuffle. After this disturbing turn of events, I am retrospectively glad Miami got that ass beat last weekend. Don Shula must [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hirsute loverman Dolfan Dan does the Super Bowl Truffle Shuffle.  After this disturbing turn of events, I am retrospectively glad Miami got that ass beat last weekend.</p>
<p>Don Shula must be spinning in his grave.  He&#8217;s not dead or anything; he just loves to strap his coffin to a big gyroscope and go for a whirl.  He says it livelies up the old blood.  Funny guy. </p>
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