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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; Sexy Monday</title>
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		<title>Sexy Monday: Start Your Week Off Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 14:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Caveman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sexy Monday won&#8217;t be a habit around here, but we wanted to atone for only one post on Friday. So here&#8217;s a new picture of Scarlett Johansson, which you may [...]]]></description>
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<p>Sexy Monday won&#8217;t be a habit around here, but we wanted to atone for only one post on Friday. So here&#8217;s a new picture of Scarlett Johansson, which you may use as a starting point to talk about <em>Iron Man 2</em> if you&#8217;re so inclined.</p>
<p>The Peter King breakdown will be along in a bit. Cheers.</p>
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		<title>Who-Dey Sue-Dey Dir-Tay</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flubby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She says she doesn’t really have STDs, yall. A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader has filed a defamation lawsuit against TheDirty.com. The cheerleader, who is also a school teacher, alleges the gossip [...]]]></description>
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<em>She says she doesn’t really have STDs, yall.</em></center></p>
<p>A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader has filed a defamation lawsuit against TheDirty.com.   The cheerleader, who is also a school teacher, alleges the gossip site&#8211; run by <strike>Armen Tanzarian</strike> Hooman Karamian a/ka/ <a href="http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/nik-richie-arrested-for-dui/">Nik Richie</a>&#8211; falsely claimed she was exposed to two venereal diseases by a philandering boyfriend.  The woman, identified only as &#8220;Jane Doe&#8221; in the suit, is referred to as &#8220;Sarah&#8221; in the offending post:</p>
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Her ex Nate.. cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 yrs.. in that time he tested positive for Chlamydia Infection and Gonorrhea.. so im sure Sarah also has both.. whats worse is he brags about doing sarah in the gym.. football field.. her class room</p></blockquote>
<p>Those a-holes at the Dirty stole from us once, so I&#8217;m not linking the post in question&#8211; but even a yellow-belt in Google-Fu can find it.  Also, regarding this dude Nate&#8230; dirty pool, mister.</p>
<p><em>[ <a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20091228/NEWS01/912280352/">via</a> ]</em></p>
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		<title>And Now, A Look at Week Nine&#8217;s Cheerleader Pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there a good reason to post the four best cheerleader pictures of the week? Probably not, but to be fair, there&#8217;s no good reason not to post the four [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there a good reason to post the four best cheerleader pictures of the week? Probably not, but to be fair, there&#8217;s no good reason not to post the four best cheerleader pictures of the week (click to enlarge&#8230;your cock!).</p>
<p><b>&#8220;RRRuffles Have Ridges!&#8221;</b><br />
<center><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ruffled-for-your-pleasure.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ruffled-for-your-pleasure.jpg" alt="" title="81705911DB022_GREEN_BAY_PAC" width="500" height="348" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6735" /></a></center><br />
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<p><b>It&#8217;s like she <em>wants</em> you to chain her up in your basement!</b><br />
<center><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bucs-cheerleader.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bucs-cheerleader.jpg" alt="" title="bucs-cheerleader" width="499" height="325" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6731" /></a></center></p>
<p><b>The all-too-rare cheerleader O face&#8230;</b><br />
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<p><b>No matter what you did yesterday, Getty&#8217;s photographer in Denver had a better afternoon&#8230;</b><br />
<center><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/denver-cheerleaders.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/denver-cheerleaders.jpg" alt="" title="81705873DP027_MIAMI_DOLPHIN" width="500" height="333" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6733" /></a></center></p>
<p>Oh, and as long as we&#8217;re focusing on Denver I feel I must personally dispel this popular new rumor that <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Accusation-John-McCain-is-a-gasp-Raiders-fan?urn=nfl,119245">John McCain is a Raider fan</a>. Not surprisingly this rumor is 100% false (mostly because nobody outside of Brad Gilbert has admitted to being a Raider fan in the past decade). As we have come to learn, McCain is in fact a fan of none other than the defending Super Bowl champion New York Giants.</p>
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<p>I never knew McCain was such a fairweather fan. I guess this mean&#8217;s he&#8217;ll be voting Obama tomorrow morning.</p>
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