Sexy Monday won’t be a habit around here, but we wanted to atone for only one post on Friday. So here’s a new picture of Scarlett Johansson, which you may use as a starting point to talk about Iron Man 2 if you’re so inclined.

The Peter King breakdown will be along in a bit. Cheers.

She says she doesn’t really have STDs, yall.

A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader has filed a defamation lawsuit against TheDirty.com. The cheerleader, who is also a school teacher, alleges the gossip site– run by Armen Tanzarian Hooman Karamian a/ka/ Nik Richie– falsely claimed she was exposed to two venereal diseases by a philandering boyfriend. The woman, identified only as “Jane Doe” in the suit, is referred to as “Sarah” in the offending post:

Her ex Nate.. cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 yrs.. in that time he tested positive for Chlamydia Infection and Gonorrhea.. so im sure Sarah also has both.. whats worse is he brags about doing sarah in the gym.. football field.. her class room

Those a-holes at the Dirty stole from us once, so I’m not linking the post in question– but even a yellow-belt in Google-Fu can find it. Also, regarding this dude Nate… dirty pool, mister.

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Is there a good reason to post the four best cheerleader pictures of the week? Probably not, but to be fair, there’s no good reason not to post the four best cheerleader pictures of the week (click to enlarge…your cock!).

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