This is Stephanie. She’s a cheerleader for the Eagles. She’s flexible and enthusiastic, and I get the impression that her hair smells nice. She also did a full set of photos for Esquire’s delightful Me in My Place series. The pictures are nice, but I prefer to see women in motion. Translation: video below, yo.
Sure, it would have made sense to tie this hurricane business in to Sexy Friday. Unfortunately Irene is a terribly unsexy name. So instead we’re going with a completely random assortment for you to enjoy while you’re shut in this weekend. Wait, you do live on the east coast, don’t you? Well la-di-da Mr. Hollywood.
You’ve worked hard all week, dammit. In this economy, trying to waste time at work while not getting fired is no easy task. Bosses everywhere are cracking down on which way their employees’ computer monitors face, to the point that it’s hard to look at pictures of sexy women at your work computer while casually crossing and uncrossing your legs to stimulate your erection. You have NEEDS, man. You can’t be expected to just do twenty straight TPS reports and not look at some sexy women in between. You gotta reward yourself.
Well guess what? It’s Friday, and you earned it pal. You want pictures of butts? We got pictures of butts! This is AMERICA, man! Looking at pictures of sweet, sweet asses is a GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. If you’re a true patriot, you’ll appreciate the pictures below.
Longtime readers of the site likely recall that we take one week of vacation every summer. That week is next week. No Peter King, no mailbag, no podcast, no anything. Which of course should assure that the lockout will end, Ben Roethlisberger will rape someone on his motorcycle, and Roger Goodell will be mauled to death a gang of chimpanzees. Fingers crossed!
Now, I already know the protestations: we barely do any work in the offseason as it is, how can we justify taking a week off? Well, the short answer is “Because it’s in our contract, bitch.”
But the longer, more sympathetic response is that yes, we’re aware that we’ve been a bit sluggish recently. We’re all doing this as a side gig to other jobs — I think Drew is now employed by 23 different websites — and we could use a week to regroup and recharge. If it’s any consolation, we’re working with the Uproxx overlords to tweak the structure here and seriously increase our output by the time the 2011 NFL season begins. Fingers crossed for that, too — though not as much as the Goodell-murdered-by-apes thing.
While we’re away, please give some of your Internet patronage to With Leather and the Uproxx homepage. Not to play the role of company man here, but the work happening there is excellent and deserves your eyeballs. In case you haven’t heard, Brandon Stroud has taken over as editor at With Leather and filled the pages with The Dugout, pro wrestling breakdowns, and highbrow nerdist humor (Punte is still contributing with gems like this). With Leather is now ten times smarter than when I wrote for it and was all, “Durrr, BOOBS!”
Over at Uproxx, The Cajun Boy — who’s a giant of a human being and really shouldn’t be called “boy” — is providing the Cliffs Notes of internet culture on a daily basis, recapping the best of Tumblr and Twitter with plentiful use of memes and cat GIFs. It’s great. You should be reading it.
But you guys just wants sexy pictures on Friday, huh? Very well. Continue after the jump. Or rather: “Durrrr, BOOBS!”
Since the Super Bowl will feature two of the oldest teams in the NFL, how about a Sexy Friday dedicated to the babes of yesteryear? It’s some pretty lame reasoning to segue into black-and-white sexiness, but the important part here is the destination, not the mode of transportation. We shouldn’t have to justify our ogling, dammit.
More of Marilyn (and many more) below. And yes, we have some sexiness for the ladies and gays, too.
This is the first time that Sexy Friday has ever been headlined by a male, but I feel like Viggo Mortensen sending a death threat message in Eastern Promises (or putting a cigarette out on his tongue) is a little more appropriate with the blood feuds of Jets-Pats and Ravens-Steelers looming this weekend. Speaking of which, we’ll have live blogs for Packers-Falcons and Jets-Patriots this weekend. The other games will only be open threads because — believe it or not — sometimes we like to watch the football games without monitoring several thousand comments about which advertising spokeswomen you want to have sex with.
After the jump, let’s make things sexy for those of us who prefer to look at girls.
Merry Christmas, everyone. From KSK to wherever you are, we hope you’re with family or friends or — at the very least — very attractive strippers. I think we can all agree that stockings are better on women than hung by the chimney with care.
If any of you have been overtaken by the Christmas spirit and are feeling charitable, I’d like to point you in the direction of Mike Gogel from Masters of None and the Gunaxin podcast. He’s running in the very cool Tough Mudder race next April, and he’s raising money for The Family and Friends for Freedom Fund, a charity that helps wounded Marines and their families. Learn more at the link above, and donate here. I don’t think Mike will be doing the race in rainbow snakeskin shorts, but I’m sure it doesn’t hurt to ask.
Also, for those of you located in the New York metropolitan area, Benefits with Friends is hosting “Night Out with Friends” at Penny Farthing in the East Village on January 22nd. Forty bucks gets you all you can drink, and $5 of every ticket goes directly to the Wounded Warrior Project. I plan to be there.
Okay, enough with the charity crap. Let’s watch some lingerie models sing Christmas carols already.
It’s time for that time-honored Christmas tradition of looking at girls with terrific asses. And ladies, we got something for you to look at, too. Click the pics for bigger versions.
Continue after the jump for more.
We’re a little late with Sexy Friday today, so let’s dive straight into the asses, shall we? This here is the always-captivating Olivia Wilde shot for next month’s Flaunt Magazine. Your supplementary material for this weekend is a gallery of 100 sexy asses and animated GIFs of Shakira’s undulations.
For the ladies and gays… what? Me exercising in short-shorts wasn’t enough for you? Very well, then: I give you Christian Bale in a swimming pool. His interview with Esquire was one of the cooler things I read this week.
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