Peter King shows how a man about town can look cool, all while RESPECTING THE SUN. Our own Christmas Ape had some fun with the picture, which you’ll find after the jump. It’s well worth the trip.

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It’s been quite a while since we featured Sarah Shahi, our favorite cheerleader-turned-actress, and it’s about damn time we see what she’s up to.

The last time we checked in Shahi’s new show Life was about to hit television screens nation wide, and somehow it lasted two full seasons before it was canceled (her other show, The L Word recently wrapped up its sixth and final season). Next up for Shahi is a role in the Untitled Beatle Boyin Project. More importantly, we’ve stumbled upon some pictures of her we hadn’t seen before!

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For the second week in a row, we get a sexy Friday courtesy #1 overall draft pick and future disappointment Matt Stafford and his SMOKIN’ blonde friend.  Sweet mother of mercy, I’d take her over a Seahawks Super Bowl win any day of the week.  Not that I’ll ever have either :(

Let’s turn that emoticon frown upside-down with more pictures after the jump.

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The life of a bonus baby quarterback does not suck. Well, at least until he arrives in Detroit. I guess it’s all downhill from there. In the meantime Stafford looks like he knows how to have a good time. Of course it’s easy to have a good time when you’re riding around on a boat with that blond in the middle. God damn. That poor girl to her right even looks like she’s checking herself out to see how poorly she stacks up to the competition. Hopefully she isn’t being too hard on herself. Continue after the jump for some bonus sexiness courtesy of everyone’s favorite Tumblr (NSFWish).

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I understand that the weather is the single most mundane subject on the planet, but allow me to briefly say THANK GOD.  It’s finally becoming actual summer on the East Coast.  I didn’t want to bitch about The Rainiest June Ever because I appreciated my balls not stewing in sweat, but dammit, summer’s supposed to start Memorial Day weekend.  You gypped us a full month of girls in sundresses, Weather Systems!  I’ll make the earth pay for this!

/empties entire can of hairspray into the air

Anyway, now that it’s finally warm and sunny, let’s celebrate with some bikinis.  No famous models in this gallery, though — I prefer the illusion that these women aren’t too good for me.  Except for the girl whose head is cut off.  I think I could probably land a headless girl.  Just gotta find the right graveyard.

(all images via Cleavage Lover)

It’s a good thing he’s not spouting off statements like this in the NFL Network studio. After all, Deion Sanders is a child of God now.

Eisen updated his feed, saying that the statement was the work of someone who hacked his account. Of course, he just now got around the deleting the entry. Therefore, I’m inclined to believe he caught some of the ruttish “G8 Fever” that’s been going around. S’ok, Rich, happens to all of us at one time or another.

Well, KSK’s vacation week is finally at an end. We couldn’t let you go for the holiday without giving you a little something sexy to send you on your way. And I have a special announcement for those that give a crap. Starting on Monday, I’ll now be posting over at Deadspin on a daily basis. Joy of joys. Have a good 4th, everyone. Drive safely.

More boner-related salutes after the jump.

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