On a day where our very own Matron Saint was implicated in a tawdry scandal, I think we all deserve a hot injection of Adriana Lima into our evening. Thanks to reader Crista for the pics. WOOHOO!

(more mildly NSFW after the “yump”)

We leave you this week with a couple of images from the occasionally NSFW Suicide Blonde, and one order of specially requested beefcake.

And now for the ladies (and probably a gentleman or two), television host/linebacker Dhani Jones…

Have a good weekend, we’ll be back with football on Sunday.

Ah hell, there’s time for one more before we go…

Do you have a Sexy Friday request of your own? Send it in sometime before next week.

I’m a fan of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders’ iconic uniforms, with the boots and the tassels and the puffy sleeves and the hey hey hey. But if they were to permanently changes over to Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, I don’t think I’d be able to complain.

After the jump I’ve compiled a sexier than usual Sexy Friday, but it comes with the reminder that this post is strictly conditional: lousy commenting through the week (read: bitching) will result in an unsexy Friday for all. Please, police your own. (Female readers, please note: we’ll give you some sexy male equality when you send us submissions. And don’t send them now. Send them next Friday.)

Blake Lively is fantastic. More women should work harder to have long legs and big boobs and long blonde hair. Image via the excellent bohemea tumblr blog, which has in the past used these images of Monica Bellucci:

(…and also this NSFW one – yowza.)

With this gallery of women in sweaters, CoEd Magazine is long on effort and short on knowledge of slang for tits: they labeled the gallery “sweater kittens.” Nice try, but the correct term is sweater puppies.

And here’s Ana Beatriz Barros. This picture could qualify for the fairly NSFW tumblr blog Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls, but it’s actually from the ASTOUNDINGLY NSFW tumblr blog Someday Afternoon. Please click with caution, and enjoy your weekend.

So here we are. Back to pictures of sexy people on Friday afternoons. Why? Because for the most part, the commenting was superb this week. We had one dumbass on Tuesday or Wednesday, and there was a case of failed sabotage this morning, but all in all the lack of bitching was a true delight for both us and the quiet lurkers who read the comments but don’t contribute. So thank you.

And what’s the best way to say thank you?

Tits.

Now, Halloween is this weekend. We all know this. And all week long I’ve been all, “Guhhhh, I really don’t want to go to these parties” and “No fucking way I’m going to Ricky’s to get a costume.” Suddenly, today — possibly because of the pumpkinhead dancer — I’m totally stoked for Halloween. My God! What was wrong with me? Girls will be getting drunk and looking slutty ALL WEEKEND! How is that not reason to be excited?

Already I can sense a backlash, though. Girls who don’t want to look slutty. People who claim to be “over” it. Others who will point out my excitement as cliche. Well, you know what? I’ll stop getting excited over girls wearing slutty costumes when girls start wearing slutty costumes more than once a year.

Here’s reality TV whore Adrianne Curry dressed up as Slave Leia from Star Wars, Wonder Woman, and Silk Spectre from Watchmen. Fucking Peter Brady, man.

(Full gallery at the Superficial.)

Scarlett Johansson as a guy. I’d fuck him:

And last but definitely not least, Rosario Dawson will be dressing up as a naked sex slave. Great costume, Rosie!

We’ll be back Sunday with your open threads. Please keep in mind that Sexy Friday is dependent upon the attitudes of commenters, and that bitching is never sexy. ALSO: lady readers, we understand that you have been neglected. Please submit your preferred eye candy, and we shall include them in future Sexy Fridays. IF they happen.

For this Very Special Finale of Sexy Friday, I thought we’d roll out the mysterious amateur web model that so many of you have admired a few times before. Below, see the full gallery of li’l miss Tits McGee, read how this came to be the final episode of Sexy Friday, and learn what brand new feature we’ll be introducing that could possibly replace attractive women.

Sexy Friday was supposed to be a celebration: hooray, the week’s over! Football’s on the way! AND there’s an attractive woman! Instead, it’s become a chore — and a painfully unoriginal one at that. We won’t rule out the possibility of the occasional cheerleader post, and we’ll still find excuses to post pictures of girls we like, but there are already thousands upon thousands of websites where you can see more T&A than your penis can handle. This has never really been our specialty, and we’re going to leave it to the people who do it better.

Moving forward, the last post on Friday will include an image of the week — a picture, a Photoshop, something a reader sent in that amused us — with a list of five things we hope to see during the weekend’s games. We like it because we’ll be able to keep it fresh and humorous without putting in too much effort. And that’s what this blog is all about: doing things half-assed and getting laughs.

Note: this new feature is as-yet unnamed; we’ll accept suggestions in the comments. Hey, it worked for Peter King and his Friday column!

(images via Dirty Rotten Whore – very NSFW ads – h/t: 289)

“Hey, what’s goin’ on? … Me? Oh, not much. Just doing weighted squats with a kettlebell on the beach at sunset. Got some Uggs on ‘cuz it’s kinda cold.”

Well folks, although there’s still another week until Fight Gone Bad, but this post marks the end of our annual KSK Kares Kharity Drive. As I write this, we’ve raised $4,795 towards my goal of $5000, and so far your efforts have put me in 4th place in money raised to benefit the Wounded Warrior Project and Athletes for a Cure. That’s out of thousands and thousands of athletes competing.

If you’d like to help make a final push and help me attain (and exceed) my goal, please donate here. It’d be pretty cool to finish #1 overall and help out some veterans and cancer patients in the process. Otherwise, feel free to enjoy these lovely ladies of CrossFit.

UPDATE on the puking situation: For those of you who are donating only to see pictures of me vomiting, good news: I booted after a 2000-meter row last night. It doesn’t mean I’ll necessarily do it at FGB, but it’s certainly a good sign for you.

As Drew alluded earlier in the week, this is the last weekend sans football until February (even the retarded bye week between the conference title games and the Super Bowl has the Pro Bowl this year). If the day after the Super Bowl is the worst date on the calendar for being the furthest from sweet, sweet football action, we’re on the cusp of one of the best, with a fresh, untouched virginal season laid out before us, just waiting to dazzle with Eagles chokery and hilarious Josh McDaniels ineptitude. But, lo, this is also Labor Day Weekend, an evil plot by socialists to rob captains of industry of yet another day of wasted productivity. For us though, it’s an excuse for posting sexy womens doing work.

/obligatory

“Hey,” you exclaim. “How is she doing work? She’s just standing there, looking hot.” Well, you have a very narrow definition of work, my friend.

Enjoy your extended weekend.

[Credit Cleavage Lover for last pic]

Looks like a fun video game.   Hope I can be the octopus.

More Friday sexiness to come.

[Kotaku]

I hope my second wife is half this hot.

I wish had the time and wherewithal to track down random attractive women I see on television. I would be all “Hey, what’s up AT&T Rollover Minutes MILF?”

[ dscriber, Denver Post ]

This week’s Sexy Friday was supposed to feature our second sexy slideshow set to go-go, but YouTube decided to shit all over my dreams because apparently uploading a 20 year-old song is a crime. So instead of some of the internet’s finest ass shots set to EU’s Da Butt we’ll have to settle for a pictorial featuring one of the NFL’s most adorable cheerleaders. Continue after the jump for more of Lilly Robbins.

Enjoy your Sexy Friday, readers.

Note: If you happen to know a way to upload Da Butt along with a couple of dozen pictures without YouTube being a cockblock feel free to get in touch with me @Unsilent (or via email).