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You know, I get cutting off the sleeves of a sweatshirt to free your wrists from the constraints of elastic, but cutoff sweatpants? C’mon Bill, you’re just trolling us now. Athletic shorts exist, and they are comfortable, and they are available from NFL-approved clothing sponsor Reebok. You needn’t show us so much thigh…

…but we’re glad you did anyway! GRRRR 2 HOTT 4 INDY! Sexy Friday be ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL with MILF-hunting football acumen. Your move, Coughlin.

Hmm, that looks fattening. Better get in a quick workout.

First two images via PIKKS (NSFW)

We’ll be back tomorrow…with football! In the meantime, here’s Alison Brie’s rendition of Santa Baby. Always a good time.

Until Sunday…

Jay Cutler is over in England, wowing the media with his indifference.

What’s this, some kind of bat? Fine, I’ll swing it, but I’m doing it left-handed.

Speaking of sticky wickets, continue after the jump for Sexy Friday. Ewwwww.

Enjoy the pictures, but beware, some of these links are NSFW.

Christina Hendricks and whisky? Throw some corgis on that bitch!

I stared at the cover of the new Esquire for a good five minutes at the grocery store last night.

You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Words punctuation more words

/passes out

We totally forgot to do a Meast & Least post for the Week 4 games, so allow us to correct that now. We’re pleased to announce that Tony Romo has once again won the Jeff George Memorial Least of the Week. He can put this one on the mantle next to his Week 1 Least, and as I write this a blitzing linebacker is approaching Romo’s blindside to knock the Week 2 Meast trophy out of his hands. After he retires, his most lasting legacy may be a collection of pictures of him lying on the ground in anguish.

Seriously, it’s HARD WORK to blow a 24-point second half lead. AT HOME. But three interceptions (two of them pick-sixes) will get the job done. As someone who drafted the Lions D in two fantasy leagues, I thank you, Tony Romo. Keep blowing games in memorable fashion. It’s incredibly fun to watch.

Your Meast from Week:

29-38 for 408 yards, 4 TDs and 1 INT; 9 rushes for 36 yards and 2 TDs. If he’s on your fantasy team, you won. If you played against him, you lost. He’s really fucking good.

In closing, we also realize that it’s Friday afternoon, so here are a couple of Cowboys cheerleaders photographed during Romo’s meltdown. They look almost as happy as I was!

We’ll see you Sunday!

The most recent edition of Sexy Friday featured Bar Refaeli. This week it’s her countrywoman, Esti Ginzburg, getting top billing. It’s officially Jewish super model month at KSK! Continue after the jump for some videos from the SI swimsuit photoshoot, and a little bit of Israeli beef for those of you are attracted to men.

There are ads, but they’re worth it.

Good yontiff.

Last week’s Sexy Friday was a tribute to the troops, this week’s features a world famous draft dodger. But who could possibly stay mad at Bar Refaeli? The almost equally attractive Esti Ginzburg, perhaps. But I imagine that they’ve kissed and made up by now. In fact, I imagine it fairly often.

Continue after the jump for a video of Bar in action for Passionata (via Bob’s Blitz).

Have a good weekend. We’ll be back on Sunday.

h/t to Upstate Underdog

Before we get to the stuff you’d rather see, I wanted to share one final fundraising plea about the Special Operations Warrior Fund, the charity that benefits from me getting my ass kicked in Fight Gone Bad tomorrow. I made the stupid video above to talk briefly about it, and I also wanted to share the story of Keith Zeier.

This was from an email sent to me by Greta Zagarino, who helps run Sportsgrants (the non-profit that organizes Fight Gone Bad):

Keith Zeier became a Special Ops Marine when he was 17 after losing his best friend’s dad in 9/11 (fire fighter who was like his dad). He went to Iraq, and was injured from a road side bomb. He damaged his left leg and had some brain damage. He fought back and trained in CrossFit (in Brooklyn) and ran a 100 MILE RACE in Florida to “prove them wrong”. He collapsed in mile 75, but refused medical treatment and was able to finish in 31 hours. About a year later, his leg became infected and they had to amputate it. He is currently in San Antonio getting fit for his new prosthetic and is determined to do FGB6. This guy does not know what “quit” means.

He experienced first-hand the services of our beneficiary this year, The Special Operations Warrior Foundation. They don’t wait to be contacted, they are notified when any Special Ops is either injured or killed. If injured, they stop everything in the office and overnight a $2K check to the immediate family so they can fly to the injured’s bedside. Keith’s family was able to fly to see him right away, thanks to SOWF, and it really helped Keith’s spirits. If killed, SOWF GUARANTEES every child of that soldier a fully-paid four year college scholarship (even if the wife is pregnant). They currently have 866 children to fulfill, and 125 are currently in school. If we can give them $1 million dollars, that equals approximately 66 kids’ one year of tuition. This is the way we thank these guys.

So… yeah. This is an incredible foundation for incredible people who do incredible things. You can DONATE HERE. If I get to $30,000 by tomorrow morning, I’ll do the workout in these embarrassingly tight-fitting boxer briefs. Otherwise I’ll be doing them in regular ol’ cut-off jean shorts like a Funke-ian never nude.

Sayyyyyyy… SPEAKING OF CUT-OFF JEAN SHORTS, here are some women who wear them better than I do. Happy Friday, everybody. We’ll see you back here for Sunday’s games.

If none of those are salacious enough for you, I recommend the single-serving Tumblr Denim in Distress, which happens to be NSFW.

Here is a picture of Carla Gugino. If the world were a fair and just place, Carla Gugino would have been a gigantic movie star for the last 15 years, and Sarah Jessica Parker’s last job would have been Honeymoon in Vegas. Alas. At least we’ll always have Sin City.

On a completely unrelated note, there is only one more week to donate to my Fight Gone Bad effort benefiting the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, which provides services and scholarships to the families of dead and wounded special ops soldiers. I have purchased these horrific faux-denim boxer-briefs to wear during FGB with the good faith that KSK readers can bring my fundraising total $30,000. Please don’t let me down.

Also, I still need someone to shoot and edit a video of me making an ass of myself next weekend, so if you or someone you know is a New York City-area video editor who can do it on the cheap, please email me.

Thanks for reading about charity stuff even though you just want to see pictures of attractive women. To reward your patience, there are two lovely GIFs of blonde bombshells after the jump.

Jessica Stam:

Brigitte Bardot in Le Mépris:

Images via awesome lesbians suicideblonde and bohemea.