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Hey Bawlmer, Did You Die in a Fire Yet? No? WELL THEN DIE IN A BIGGER, HOTTER ELECTRICAL FIRE!

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

Earlier this season, I enumerated just a small litany of ways in which Baltimore would barely qualify as a third-rate bombed-out township in the Gaza Strip.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed — Baltimore Ravens

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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Die in a Fire, Bawlmer

By Christmas Ape | 96 comments

Your regularly scheduled WHO YA GOT.

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