Posts Tagged: see you in hell candy boys

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Junior Seau’s Suicide Was a Watched Pot Never Boils

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

Bengals lineman Jacob Bell cited Junior Seau's suicide as one of the reasons for his abrupt retirement, which the eight-year veteran announced yesterday.

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KSK Khristmas Klassics: The Day Jesus Invented Football

By Christmas Ape | 6 comments

In lieu of doing work with a Christmas stupor (or Maj turning away from his Chinese takeout) we present our fairly well received Christmas post from last year (Good to enough to make it a tradition that allows us to be lazy.

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KSK Commenter Draft: Simpsons Character You’d Like To Befriend For Life

By Christmas Ape | 328 comments

As anyone who's read so much as a poorly constructed paragraph on this site is aware, we like to lard our writing with innumerable Simpsons quotes.

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The Day Jesus Invented Football

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Everybody knows Christmas is just some date that was assigned as Jesus' birthday by Pope Bellicose V to coincide with some pagan winter solstice sodomyfest.

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