Posts Tagged: seattle seahawks


Seahawks-49ers Food Coma Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 563 comments

The 49ers would have a chance if they had an offense.

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Seahawks-49ers Thanksgiving Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 553 comments

Richard Sherman and Michael Crabtree to sit down together and cordially tear each other's face off.

David Rappoccio

The New York Giants couldn’t stop a running nose

By David Rappoccio | 6 comments

The Seahawks ran for 350 yards, the most in any NFL game since the Browns in 2009.

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Seahawks’ Mascot Desires Sweet Human Flesh

By Spilly | 6 comments

The hawk's demonic bloodlust must be sated by this man's succulent faceflesh.

Big Sandy

Reports: Seattle ready to say au revoir to Beast Mode

By Big Sandy | 13 comments

Candy stores across Seattle will mourn his departure.

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Seahawks Upset By Rams, Controversial Fumble Recovery Seals Victory

By Christmas Ape | 9 comments

The Seahawks have now lost two straight and fall to .500. Brace yourselves for a lot of "THEY WOULD'VE WON IF THEY HAD PERCY HARVIN" takes.