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		<title>KSK 2007 Prekkake: Green Bay Packers (Revised)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monday Morning Punter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fast Facts About The Packers: When he was 10 years old, AJ Hawk drew, colored, and nearly published his own comic book titled &#8220;Bill Smith.&#8221; Rookie wideout Brandon Jackson has [...]]]></description>
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<p><strike>Fast Facts About The Packers:</p>
<p>When he was 10 years old, AJ Hawk drew, colored, and nearly published his own comic book titled &#8220;Bill Smith.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rookie wideout Brandon Jackson has been considered a &#8220;fantasy sleeper&#8221; in many season previews. Many people do not realize that he was given this label exactly 12 years ago, when he was delivered by a California adoption agency to nearby Neverland Ranch.</p>
<p>Safety Atari Bigby saw action in five games last year. The front office hopes that he continues to develop, despite being able to only run up, down, right, or left.</p>
<p>During his sophomore season at Tennessee, center Scott Wells tried to make a nifty anagram out of his own name and was out the next three weeks with a partially torn cerebellum.</p>
<p>This weekend, Brett Favre will be entering his 17th NFL season. John Madden paid tribute to Favre&#8217;s longevity in MADDEN 08 with a special Madden card. The DEAD FATHER card applies a 30% ratings boost to your QB when used, or 50% if the game is on a Monday night.</p>
<p>Projected 2007 Record: 7-9, 2nd Place, NFC North.</p>
<p>Actual 2007 Record: 7-9, 1st Place, NFC North.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:150%;"  >What The Scouts Are Saying About The Packers</span></p>
<p>With Ahmad Green gone to Houston, this is Morency&#8217;s time to continue the running back  tradition at Lambeau. He should really flourish under this system with his work ethic and indoor bowel control&#8230;Most people don&#8217;t talk about Al Harris as a shutdown corner, but he&#8217;s there. Not only that, he&#8217;s got a dick like a 1-liter bottle of Pepsi&#8230;</p>
<p>Favre isn&#8217;t the gunslinger he once was. McCarthy has managed to rein him in somewhat; he&#8217;s not throwing any INTs in practice anymore. Those skeleton 7-on-4 drills have really helped&#8230;P Jon Ryan may have his work cut out for him this year, but he did buy a $2 million helicopter in Patriot Games. That movie was sweet&#8230;I wish I could tell you more about Nick Collins, but I flew in from Foxboro last night, I&#8217;m driving home from the airport and there&#8217;s my wife throwing my shit all over the lawn. The goddamn neighborhood kids were going through it. So yeah, I didn&#8217;t really get a chance to study up&#8230;What&#8217;s up with the cheeseheads? Dude, I have no fucking clue.</p>
<p><i>UPDATE: I just got an email from flub. &#8220;Not for nothing, but it&#8217;s &#8216;Vernand&#8217; Morency, not Vernon and he&#8217;s never played for Pittsburgh.  You may be thinking of Verron Haynes.  I&#8217;m not sure if Haynes is in the league any more.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure what he&#8217;s talking about. I just re-read my post and the whole thing looks fine&#8230;</i></strike></p>
<p><i>Thus far, the first annual <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/09/first-annual-ksk-kares-charity-drive.html">KsK Kares</a> Charity Drive for Fisher House has raised over <span style="font-weight: bold;">$500</span> for disabled veterans and their families.  You can donate directly to FH <a href="https://www.givedirect.org/give/givefrm.asp?CID=780">here.</a></i></p>
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