NFL star displays questionable judgment in Georgia. Dolphins running Ronnie Brown back was in Georgia this weekend when he was pulled over for changing lanes without signaling. OUTRAGE! The police haven’t come right out and said that Brown was drunk, although he “did not perform well” during a field sobriety test. But hey, if it he really was drunk then one might say he performed admirably. Brown was booked on suspicion of DUI, and honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for suspicion of chemistry? Do they? [Miami Herald]

Chad Henne should probably stop talking for a while. Elsewhere in the Land of Dolphins, quarterback Chad Henne chimed in on another player’s worth. This time around his comments weren’t critical, although they probably should have been. Henne was talking to the Miami Herald about newly signed offensive lineman/perpetual penalty machine Richie Incognito when he said, “We want a guy in there that’s going to go hard every play. He’s definitely going to help out our offensive line and open up the competition.” As soon as the words were out of Henne’s mouth Incognito headbutted one Herald reporter while allowing another to sack Henne for a 10 yard loss.

Rex Ryan is hungry. “I’d kill to eat something right now,” Rex Ryan said as dozens of woodland creatures fled for higher ground. [Fifth Down Blog]