You shouldn’t come here thinking you can win! You should come in fackin’ Fawxburrow and lay down naked on the fifty with a funnel sticking out of your ass, prepared to get facked! You should fackin’ thank Gawd you were able to come into such hallowed ground and get fire-hosed by such a fackin’ hallowed team! You should place your balls on the curb outside my fackin’ Quinzee rowhouse so that Fitzy and I can give them a good fackin’ stompin’ with ou-uh LL Bean duck boots!

Like you stood a chance! We have Welkahhhhh! I always wanted Troy Brown to not be black, and now he isn’t!

So fack you, Jagwuhs. Or Jagwiuhs. Or whatever kinda fackin’ jungle animal you ahhhh! You’re just like that daaakie that tried to marry my sistah! Reachin’ for thuh staaahs when you belong in the fackin’ mud!