Because every song parody being put out right now is either playing off "Call Me Maybe" or Gotye, here's one of the latter gagging on Colts and Broncos fans coping with their departed QBs.
Hines Ward: Am no bereave team is contemprate make leerease numbell one smaltest leceiverr in NFR histolee.
Hines Ward: Velee bad idea to ret Rongrastname firr my vehicerr with arcohor and loofies.
It was announced yesterday that Hines Ward will be on the next season of "Dancing With The Stars," which is a show that will never go away because it costs nothing to produce.
Ben Roethlisberger: HI TEAM.
Your Meast for Week 4 is Patrick Chung, the numbell one smaltest Chinese-Jamaican safety in the NFR, mon.
Ben Roethlisberger: HINES.
Hines Ward: I am no berieve peeper say that numbell one smaltest leceivel arso numbell one dilty prayer.