Posts Tagged: ray lewis

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Ray Lewis Preaches To The Lax Bros

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Previously this off-season, Ray Lewis randomly appeared before the Stanford men's basketball team to give them a pep talk before an NIT semifinal, an occurrence that yielded the bizarre motivational phrase "be pissed off for greatness".

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Nate Webster Has An Important Recollection About That Teenager He Slept With

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Nate Webster, a linebacker who most recently played with the Broncos in 2008, had a fling with the babysitter back in 2009.

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Ray Lewis Asks You To Harness Your Pissed-Off-edness

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Ray Lewis always wants the world to know how good he is at inspiring people by screaming platitudes at them.

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Impending Anarchy

By Unsilent Majority | 25 comments

"There's nothing else to do, Sal.

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Maharishi Dungy Will Clense You of Your Wickedness. WHO YA WORSHIP?

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

Yesterday it was announced that Tony Dungy will head the Players Advisory Forum, a group that will serve as a intermediary between players who want to bitch and the league executives who want to ignore them.

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Ray-Ray’s Hell Burger

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

Ray Lewis: A'yo God Moe D, this free agency noise is dragging the hell out.

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Holiday wonderment abounds…

By flubby | 26 comments

I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish.

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I’m Gonna Stab You, Pete Morelli

By Big Daddy Drew | 24 comments

And when I'm done stabbing you, I'mma stab that goalpost.

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