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Adam Schefter Did The Ray Lewis Dance

Adam Schefter Did The Ray Lewis Dance

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

Adam Schefter started SportsCenter this morning by coming out to Ray Lewis' spastic "squirrel" dance.

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Ray Lewis Says No One Is Qualified To Question Him And The Media Thinks That’s Great

Ray Lewis Says No One Is Qualified To Question Him And The Media Thinks That’s Great

By Christmas Ape | 107 comments

It's the purported job of the press to ask questions of public figures in the pursuit of getting useful, revealing answers for the public.

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Ray Lewis Has Spray-On Hair, Cried About Being Parodied On SNL

Ray Lewis Has Spray-On Hair, Cried About Being Parodied On SNL

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

The media onslaught is on in New Orleans, with Ray Lewis' farewell game serving as the main subplot to the HarBowl on Sunday.

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Ray Lewis Preaches To The Lax Bros

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Previously this off-season, Ray Lewis randomly appeared before the Stanford men's basketball team to give them a pep talk before an NIT semifinal, an occurrence that yielded the bizarre motivational phrase "be pissed off for greatness".

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Nate Webster Has An Important Recollection About That Teenager He Slept With

Nate Webster Has An Important Recollection About That Teenager He Slept With

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Nate Webster, a linebacker who most recently played with the Broncos in 2008, had a fling with the babysitter back in 2009.

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