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Ray Lewis Sure Knows A Lot About Violent Crimes, You Guys

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 27 comments

At press time, a follow-up study has been published finding that there are 17 percent fewer stabbings in Baltimore during times at which Ray Lewis is away from the city to film segments for ESPN, no doubt due to his positive influence on the people watching.

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Adam Schefter Did The Ray Lewis Dance

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

Adam Schefter started SportsCenter this morning by coming out to Ray Lewis' spastic "squirrel" dance.

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Ray Lewis Says No One Is Qualified To Question Him And The Media Thinks That’s Great

By Christmas Ape | 107 comments

It's the purported job of the press to ask questions of public figures in the pursuit of getting useful, revealing answers for the public.

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Ray Lewis Has Spray-On Hair, Cried About Being Parodied On SNL

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

The media onslaught is on in New Orleans, with Ray Lewis' farewell game serving as the main subplot to the HarBowl on Sunday.

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Prepare For The Ray Lewis Farewell Tour

By Christmas Ape | 131 comments

I understand that not everyone hates the Ravens as much as I do.

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So Long, Ray Lewis, And Thanks For All The Screaming

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

As many suspected, Ray Lewis' season and quite possibly his career have come to an end because of a torn triceps suffered on Sunday against the Cowboys.

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