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Meast And Least For Week 15

By Christmas Ape | 68 comments

Unless a dog pisses on Roger Goodell's leg in the middle of a press conference, we generally refrain from granting Meast to actual beasts, so bad news if this pigeon hung around the Chiefs-Raiders game for as long as possible for that reason.

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Prepare For Dramageddon

By Christmas Ape | 965 comments

In this one, people actually root for the asteroid to hit Earth.

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AFC Divisional Round Bloodbath Is Set

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Keyshawn and the ESPN crew won't be able to ruin this moment until next season Joe Flacco finally posted a halfway competent outing in a playoff game.

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Ed Reed Family Search Party Live Chat

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Charlie Weis Already Placing Orders At Gainesville Restaurants When your franchise's last postseason victory came against the Houston Oilers, you've been going through quite a bit of football frustration the last generation or so.

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Dirty Birds Vs. Dirtiest Birds

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

OF COURSE, the first Thursday night game of the year (at least of those broadcast on NFL Network) would be a better match-up than any primetime game from the previous week.

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Lead The League In Wins Vs. Lead The League In Kills

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Double Live Blog Across The Sky!!!!! The two most hyped teams that aren't the Packers coming into this season now face off with.


Cloudy With a Chance of Carrion Crows

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

The Wall Street Journal takes a moment away from cranking out my pointillism portrait to remind us that the Cleveland Browns of Baltimore were almost named the Baltimore Marauders, which rolls off the tongue similarly enough to "murderers" to just maybe work.