If you’re like me, you’re looking at the photo above and wondering “Why are they just now giving George “The Animal” Steele his own cereal?” But if you inspect it closer, you’ll realize it’s actually Peyton Manning gracing the front of this Wheaties box. I’m not sure who’s the target market segment here. For Colts fans, if it isn’t deep-fried, sprinkled with powdered sugar, and swimming in maple syrup and/or sausage gravy, it ain’t breakfast.

Hello dear readers. After a lengthy hiatus, the KSK Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag will return this week — and just in time for Valentine’s Day! You know the drill: email us with one sex-related question/comment and one fantasy football question/comment, and we shall respond with the most honest, genuine insight we can provide. And as always, the only things we value more than brevity are good grammar and big, perky tits.

We dub thee: PIPPI BONGSTOCKING. Credit to Deadspin commenter Gamboa Constrictor for Laurence Maroney’s new nickname. As much as we enjoy calling him Koolaid, those braids and his performance for the last two years warrant a more feminine moniker.

Maroney’s mug shot, by the way, comes after police pulled over some SUVs following a RICK RAWSS concert in St. Louis. Long story short: marijuana and guns, although the real crime is failing to put up fantasy numbers in Bill Belichick’s offense.

Regardless: bout time we got some construda in dis mothafukka.

Quasi-fast. If you have a bit of free time today might I suggest you drop in over at Quickish? It’s a brand new website from our old friend Dan Shanoff (pictured at left in traditional garb). It’s a great way to keep up with everything going on in the sports world for those of you who don’t spend your workday glued to Twitter and Google Reader. Plus there’s nothing on there about Tim Tebow at the moment. Seriously, it’s pretty cool. [Quickish]

They see me rollin’. Yesterday I went with both underdogs, and damn it if they didn’t both win outright. Hopefully somebody out there parlayed those two moneylines. Today I’m rolling with the favorites. That means I like Ravens at -3 over the Chiefs, and the Eagles at -2.5 over the Packers. Obviously my hate for Philly is pretty weak these days. I blame my trip to Village Whiskey. That place is a little slice of duck fat fried heaven. With whiskey. [Image]

I don’t get his thing for the feet, but this whole mess makes me like Rex Ryan even more. Hang in there, ya big fat weirdo.

[ top image by reader Ben M. from N.J., bottom via Goal-Line Stand ]

Josh McDaniels has been fired by the Denver Broncos according to the team’s official page and Twitter account. As yet, there’s no word on an interim replacement. I’d like to think that getting pole-axed by the Raiders a few weeks ago contributed to the decision. McDaniels reportedly is considering a job with the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta.

Sculptor Caesar Yanez created this likeness of Brett Favre. Anyone with a sense of theology and geometry would agree this sculpture would look good on a monument at the family cemetery in Kiln—that is assuming Favre is still dead from yesterday’s hit from Arthur Moats. If not, this bust should serve as his shrine in Canton one day. Even if it does remind us of someone other than the old gunslinger…

[ thanks to Ethan Jaynes for the tip ]

Wisely, Andre Johnson beat Cortland Finnegan’s ass before he could get out his trusty shillelagh.

And courtesy friend of the site, twoeightnine, the beatdown in GIF form:

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