Posts Tagged ‘quick hits’
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Mike Brown doesn’t like your hurtful, yet accurate, airplane banner and here’s what he’s going to do about it.
Bengals owner Mike Brown is responding to growing fan criticism by hiring a general manager, nah just kidding. He’s actually trying to get the FAA to take away the pilot’s authorization to tow the banners that have flown over Bengals games in recent years. No word if Brown plans on having HBO fire the camera operator on recent episodes of Hard Knocks who recorded Brown’s daughter negotiating contracts the way old people screw.
[ Cincy Enquirer via Metafilter and Who Dey Revolution ]
Finally, Somebody Is Willing To Blame Those Pugnacious Mutts
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
Thank God for local Fox affiliates like KVVU in Las Vegas. If it weren’t for them we would never have been exposed to Jose and his groundbreaking analysis of the canine psyche. [Adam Riff via @TheGreatJT]
Thursday, August 13th, 2009
Could it really be? T.O. and Michael Vick in the same city? That’s what conservative political consultant Mike Lesczinski is saying on his Twitter: “Word leaked from One Bills Drive says Mike Vick Signing WIth Bills as We Speak. Press Conference later today.” NO WAY!!! But I thought he was signing with the Vikings/Redskins/Bears/Raiders/etc.!!!!
Should we trust this Pole? We don’t know. He’s poised to be either the next Jay Glazer or the next Mike Florio. Hooray for unsubstantiated third-person rumors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111ONE
Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Those of you who follow @OGOchoCinco and/or watched last night’s premier of Hard Knocks are undoubtedly familiar with Chad’s favorite expression, “Child Please!”. Now it looks as if Reebok is going to market this slogan, which probably means that we aren’t allowed to put it on one of our high quality garments.
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Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
HERE IS A PICTURE OF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. NOW PLEASE SEND US EMAIL.
Consider this your weekly fantasy sex/football mailbag reminder. Slight spoiler alert: earlier this week we received the best mailbag question we’ve ever gotten, and if you can beat it with an *honest* question I will PayPal you five dollars. American dollars, even. I don’t want to give the details of it away, but the question in question combines subjects of sex and fantasy football in a way that involves (alleged!) pedophilia, jail time, and the proper way to handle Goodell-like fantasy league suspensions.
Frankly, if no one else writes in, I’ll be perfectly happy.
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Dating a sexy Nazi? Tell us all about it. Now’s the time to get in your questions for the weekly mailbag. Remember: one fantasy sex question; one fantasy football question. We favor brevity, honesty, and people who aren’t Bears fans.
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
An Odd Bit Of News: Okay, so recently NBC asked me to do some blogging for them, and I said okay. Then they said, “You’ll be writing exclusively about the Cowboys.” And I said, “But I hate the Cowboys. They are Satan’s fecal afterbirth.” Then they said, “Well, here’s some money, monkey boy.” And then I said, “Oh, well in that case, AFTERBIRTH AHOY!” So that’s the story of how I ended up over over here. If you hate the Cowboys, fear not. I’ll still be doing the KSK and Deadspin stuff. Consider this my Emperor’s Club gig.








